The legend
The deer who took one hit
In 2018 a certain billionaire sat down on a certain podcast, took one hit and broke the internet. Stocks dipped. A rocket company got a safety review. The memes never left.
Far away in the Himalayas, a musk deer watched the clip. Fangs, side-eye, zero regrets. He felt seen.
So he put on the headphones, lit one up, took one hit and said the only thing that ever mattered: not bad.
He has been holding ever since.